I have to be honest, when I wrote my previous story about Bonnie Blue and her ridiculous 1,000+ men in one day challenge, I hadn't watched the entire documentary that's available on YouTube. And the main reason for that was because in all the other clips and interviews I watched of her in order to write that article, I found Bonnie Blue so unlikeable, I didn't really want to invest any more time towards watching her or listening to her talk.

Harsh? Yes probably a little.

But I reminded myself that the last time I covered something like this, I had also not wanted to watch the YouTube documentary that went along with that either, because I didn't see the point at the time. But I decided back then I should just watch it, and ended up ultimately being happy that I did because it gave me some interesting insight into the situation. So I figured I might as well give this one a try as well, at the very least to hear the story straight from Bonnie's mouth.

Another thing I want to get out of the way is that some people had issues with me calling the previous video a 'documentary' and I just want to clarify that a) I'm pretty sure it does technically qualify as one based on the definition, and b) I'm using the word to differentiate between the video documenting the experience and any more explicit videos that may exist of the actual event.

I haven't watched, nor do I have any interest in ever watching, any videos that might exist of Bonnie Blue, Lily Phillips, or anyone else having sex with large numbers of men. It's not my thing. And so I want to make it clear which video I'm watching here. So we're calling it a documentary. If you wish to call it something else, that's cool.

Okay so with that out of the way, onto my thoughts and observations:

• It looks like Bonnie goes to bed with the guy recording her documentary the night before her challenge. Which doesn't surprise me, nor does it really matter. Honestly more than anything I'm just distracted by how startling her eyes are in these early shots. I don't know if it's just the lighting or what but damn…are those real?

• The morning of the event, the camera guy pans over the hotel (?) room and all the stuff scattered on the floor before they leave saying something about "we won't discuss the mess that follows Bonnie…" and I feel like that might be (unintentional?) foreshadowing for the inevitable aftermath to come.
• "I'm wearing a diamond necklace for a (pause) bang." (she probably didn't want to say "gangbang" for whatever reason, but I assume that's what she was getting at,) I don't know why that made me laugh, but it did.
• I think she's doing a livestream and someone asks her if she "does girls" and she says yes and that she would "love" for girls to turn up. (the camera man chimes in "same," of course)

That kind of makes me wonder (and I'm almost afraid to say this for fear it inspires someone, but it is what it is at this point) how something like this would be received if it were all, or mostly, women involved.

(Just going off on a brief little tangent here because that's how I am — you probably know this by now — I realize a mostly women version would likely not happen for a huge variety of reasons such as most women not really being the type to want to be involved in something like this, but I can't help but think that it could be very possible to gather a large group of female Onlyfans creators and get them all to agree to do one big, massive girl on girl (on girl, on girl, on girl, etc…) video for the sake of saying they did it.)

Mark my words, by the end of the year there's going to be a huge all woman "challenge" completed that everyone is going to be talking about, possibly staring both Lily and Bonnie together. Or some new emerging OF starlet. You can come back here and congratulate me on my prediction being right when that happens. 😉

What is the largest number of all-women porno that's ever taken place? I need to go look that up. How do I even word that? "Largest lesbian orgy… ever," perhaps? All I'm getting are actual porn results. 5 gold stars for whoever can find the answer for me because I am actually very curious.

Is it still called a "gangbang" if it's all women?

Okay get back on track here, Abigail, you're being ridiculous.

(One last thing, the stories I'm finding — that are not answering my questions but are at best loosely related to these topics — are fascinating and I almost want to post them all here so we can talk about them but maybe I'll save that for another day.)

• So the goal apparently is: 1,000 men in 24 hours. Wait no, 12 hours, Bonnie is quick to correct. I feel like when Lily was talking about her plans to do her 1,000 men challenge, she mentioned wanting to complete it in 14 hours so I find Bonnie's timeframe goal to interesting. It just seems all very obviously designed to "beat" Lily by getting there first and doing it faster. But tell me again there's no rivalry or competition…
• I'm amused at the difference in professionalism with regards to this video vs. Lily's. This one seems so cheap, like Bonnie just got a random guy to pick up a camera and record the process, where the other one actually had pretty decent quality and production value. It kind of makes me appreciate the effort that went into Josh's documentary about Lily that much more.
• I swear I'm not trying to be anti-Bonnie, pro-Lily here, despite the fact that I've openly admitted I found the latter more likeable. I'm just saying, I think that video was better.
• Question of the day: Why are you doing this? She claims it's her way of saying "thank you" to all the people who have helped to get her where she is. Okay then.
• Oh god. Okay so here we go. She's asked if she has a message for all the "haters" and her response is:

"Your husband gave me a very big (censored) so thank you for not draining him."

• See what I'm saying? It's so hard to like this brat. I'm literally like, 3 minutes into the video and I'm already sick of her. (Also I'm not sure what the censored word was, it could have been "cock" but it's a little bit hard to tell for sure. The "thank you for not draining him" part makes me think it must have been a different word but again, can't be sure.)
• High point of the whole video: 3 of the male crew setting up for the event gathering around the furniture Bonnie intends to have sex on, simulating sex positions to ensure it's a suitable height for her needs. Hilarious.
• I will give Bonnie props for saying that all the men who participate will be wearing condoms, and she gets regularly STD tested and that she intends to help men who usually don't use condoms realize that Sex! Can! Be! Pleasurable! with one. That's all good stuff and I'm happy she said that. Oh god the bar is like, under the floor at this point isn't it?
• Getting that first glimpse of the large group of men all wearing masks as Bonnie greets them just made me feel sick. That's so horrifying. Nothing could have prepared me for how terrifying a sight that actually is.
• "You're welcome to spit on me, slap me, make me yours today." I get that some people are into that, and to each their own but like…damn.
• I am curious, what actually counts as a sex act here and how will they define and count that? Are they just counting the number of men that go into the room, whether they actually interact with her or not? Is vaginal penetration required for each man or do blowjobs count? What is the criteria exactly?
• I already mentioned this in my last article but I give so much credit to that mom who showed up and removed her son from the line. I can imagine how angry she would have been to learn he was there in the first place.
• Cool, 7 minutes into the video and the floor is already covered in condoms and condom wrappers. And of course the men surrounding Bonnie as part of her team or the crew (I honestly don't really know who they are but there's a bunch of them and it's basically all men) are playing with condoms, blowing them up and throwing them at each other and what not.
• Totally pointless little bit where Bonnie holds up sheets of (wet, because "fluids" as she makes sure to point out) paper with the numbers 500, 600, 800, 900, and then 1,000 scribbled on them, dropping them each one by one and declaring them "Done." and then everyone claps.
• At this point it's about 8 minutes into a 28 minute video and I can't imagine what else they have to say or do to fill the rest of the time.
• Oh god the last guy apparently sang "You've Got a Friend In Me" to her while she was riding him. That's…fun.
• "On a scale of one to ten, what hurts more your mouth or your -" the interviewer asks her. (She says it's the latter but that it's not bad, if you were dying to know.)
• So how they did it: starting out with multiple gangbangs (groups of 15 or 20 they say) for like the first 4 hours or so. Then groups of 5. Then down to one on one encounters where other men would watch while she got it on with one, then they'd rotate.
• There's a brief little exchange where he asks her what's next and she starts blabbing about a bunch of stuff she wants to do that they censor and it's kind of like, why not just edit that out if it's not something you want to reveal right now?
• The interviewer ends the video and she calls him a "car salesman" for how he goes about and he responds something along the lines of "that's how you end the video" and Bonnie shoots back:

"You end the video by finishing on me. Thank you"

Because of course she can't help herself.

Oh fun, at the halfway mark of the video they're now hanging out in bed together the next day discussing how she feels after it's all done. Let's keep watching I guess. (Sorry guys, you're stuck with me for awhile here still.)

• Apparently her family are "so proud" of what she does. Cool.
• There's a lot of odd little moments in the video where the guy interviewing her kind of pokes fun at her or sort of insults her, but I think it's kind of in a friendly sort of way. (although there is a trace of meanspirited "ew you're gross" playground bullying kind of energy there as well) Like when she makes that stupid "end the video by finishing on me" comment he responds: "if she can make you," and during this morning-after bed chat she stands up (in her underwear) to show off her bruises on her legs and he holds his hand up to block his view of her and then brushes off the sheets that cover his legs after she touches them. Just little things like that, that kind of make me wonder who this guy is to her. What is their relationship. Are they friends? Does he work for her? Did she hire him for this video? Is this just playful banter or is he actually kind of grossed out by her?
• I just realized the guy interviewing her is also named Josh, just like the guy who did the video of Lily. That's kind of funny. What a coincidence.
• She claims the soreness "down there" is only about a 3 out of 10. Which of course sounds completely unbelievable but okay. Whatever you say Bonnie.
• She also claims that condoms were coming off inside of her because she's so "tight." Once again, whatever you say Bonnie. Sure.
• I take back anything even slightly positive I said about her seeming to be at least somewhat mindful about safe sex and using condoms because now she's saying how she had to pull some of those condoms out of herself and some of them emptied inside of her and she likes that and finds it "hot." ("Don't look at me after saying that!" Josh cries.)
• Okay so Bonnie is describing the previous world record holder and saying she watched the footage of her completing her…endeavor, and she said the woman (I assume she's speaking about Lisa Sparks but I've never seen that video so I can't be sure) spent the entire time on her back and that it was like "a conveyor belt, in out in out." which absolutely has me laughing my ass off because if you watch this MailOnline video on YouTube with Lily Phillips from December 14th back when she was talking about preparing for her 1,000 men challenge, you'll hear her say: "They will be getting, honestly as quick as possible, in and out. I just want a conveyor belt."
• Again, what a coincidence.
• They planned this in only 10 days? What was the rush, I wonder?
• She claims she didn't want the goal of 1,000 men to be the the focus of the day and that they didn't promote it or market it as that because she didn't want to be disheartened if she didn't meet her goal. She says she didn't want to have a number in her head because she wanted the focus to be on pleasure and fun rather than thinking of the men as numbers. I suspect that her reason for not promoting it as a "1,000 men challenge" had more to do with her not wanting Lily to know she was rushing to beat her to it until it was already done. But that's pure speculation on my part.
• It is interesting listening to her talking about her morals and how she doesn't see anything wrong with what she's doing because it's her body and her choice who she wants to share it with. And I do agree with that part to an extent. But then she feels the need to add: "But I'm not asking you to do it, nor are you hot enough to do it." and I just can't help but roll my eyes.
• It's especially funny hearing her say that, while I'm reading the comments and a bunch of them are like, "Girly, you look like 50" & "You look really good for 40, that's the best way to put it" and so on. Again, if you weren't aware, Bonnie is apparently 25.
• I'm even more convinced that her entire goal was just to beat Lily and get to this milestone first and do it, in her eyes, "better" than what Lily planned to do. There's just so many details and so many things she says that makes it seem pretty obvious that was the main thing driving her through this entire shit show.
• The amount of desperate "pick me" things she says are just soooo cringey. It's honestly hard to listen to most of the time.
• Oh she just referred to this as a "podcast" now. I guess? I don't know. What's the difference? I'm still calling it a documentary. Who cares at this point. It documented the experience so that is good enough for me.
• So did any women show up? It didn't look like it. I'm pretty sure I only saw one other women the entire time and I'm almost 100% sure she wasn't one of the 1,057. Maybe she was part of the crew or something like that. But yeah, no ladies to be seen.

Okay we're all done. That was…painful. Way more than a 3 out of 10. I had to keep pausing it and walking away because Bonnie was annoying me so much.

Look, I love women. I love confident women. I love women who know they're hot and sexy and carry themselves with that kind of energy.

But arrogance is such a turn off. And Bonnie is so arrogant and so nasty and rude with a lot of the things she says that it's just irritating.

There are certainly people out there who like women who behave and speak the way she does. But I'm certainly not one of them and I find her whole thing rather disgusting. And I'm not even talking about the 1,000 men. I'm only talking about the persona she chooses to present to the world.

It's kind of an interesting experience watching this after watching the other video because I feel like I found Lily so much more likeable (obviously) and as a result — even though I don't agree with the choice to perform these stunts — I still found it much easier to give a shit about her. Honestly that says more about me as a person than anything because in theory I should be able to have compassion for someone regardless of their character but I'll be the first to admit, Bonnie makes it hard.

…and not in the good way. 😉

(That was a terrible joke, I'm ending this now. I love you guys! Thanks for sticking it out this far and listening to my rambling ❤️)

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